"Now this wine, the cabernet sauvignon, it's caffeine free, right?" by a well-dressed woman who looked like she should know better.
"Could you ask the kitchen if I could have a female chicken please?" by a body-builder type man with a bandanna on his head.
And my favorite, by a really drunk, fairly overweight woman while slurring her words, "Do you have like a muffin basket or something?"
(It is a sushi restaurant, and it was 10 p.m.)
