Chicken Finger

I just saw a man walking down the street with a chicken tender in his left hand. Just munching away. No napkin, no anything. And it reminded me of the one week in college a girlfriend and I attempted to do the Atkins Diet, which was a terrible idea, and I don't think even lasted a week, (I was having nightmares about bowls of cereal) but anyway, while it lasted, I remember that eating food on-the-go was always such a nightmare. It's almost impossible to walk around while eating something that doesn't have any carbs. No, no bread, thanks, actually if you could just put the turkey in the palm of my hand and slap some mustard on it that would be great.