I'm On A Bus!

And on the walls on subway stations!

I booked this print job for Asics a few months ago and I will never look at a sports advertisement the same way again. Whether it's a guy running stadium stairs in a Nike commercial or a babe launching herself over a hurdle, I now know that athlete/model has performed that move at least --- 300 times. For this shoot they had me run around a track for about five hours, in several different outfits, hosing me down with water and glycerin to make me look even sweatier than I already was. So I am not faking looking tired or determined, I actually was both tired and determined (to survive the shoot).

A Message In A Bottle

GOOD Magazine asked its readers and writers to write a "Message in a Bottle" for some issue a little while ago. There were no other instructions (clearly, as evidenced by mine below). Here is a part of my letter.

Dear New Best Friend ____________, (You can write your name here for scrap-booking purposes if you want)

Barring the chance that this bottle ends up inside the belly of a blue whale, which would be totally awesome as whales are my favorite animal (I had a Free Willy birthday party in the 5th grade I’m sorry I didn’t invite you we weren’t best friends yet), please write me back when you get this but please don’t send it in a bottle, as I am not a very patient person. Also because this letter may take so long to get to you I might be dead already. Hopefully, however, I wont be dead quite yet but will instead be living in Miami like The Golden Girls with my best girlfriends who have also conveniently outlived their husbands. If you do get this letter while I’m still alive and well enough to travel, I would love to arrange some sort of get-together. I hope you live somewhere very nice that is either a) tropical or b) in Europe or South America. Either way, some place where people sit outside and drink all day.

Pen-15-ing his Name

I met this guy at The Harriman Cup -- an alumni polo match between The University of Virgina and Yale -- in The Haaaaamptons, or somewhere near there, the other weekend while covering the event for Ralph Lauren Magazine. Please note not only how this character, his name is John Munson, managed to write his name -- in the shape of a penis -- for all of network TV to see, but also that when Alex Trebek asked what he does for a living he said he was a "gadabout" or "person who flits about in social activity."
Also, he is wearing an ascot. On Jeopardy. That needs to be noted.

"Lilibet it's been like a week and you haven't gone to a wedding. What's wrong with you, are you losing your touch?"

Jeremiah Goodman: A Romantic Vision for Flaunt Magazine

From a while ago. But still.
Click on it to make it big enough to read.

I told you Queen Elizabeth's nickname is Lilibet and now I have the book cover to prove it. So there.

Thanks for the help 'ol pal

Ok I am really mad at the person who responded on some Answers.com type website to the question: "How to get a pen mark off of leather" with "Spray it with hairspray," as that did not work -- at all -- and now there is a giant darker stained circle surrounding the pen mark.
Last time I trust the Internet for answers.
And yes, this is the type of stuff I decide to do/look up when I am on deadline.