Talking About A Revolution, Giant Coors Lights, and Rapturous Woman Screams. A piece for Los Angeles Magazine.

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The little girl in the pink cords and the slightly darker pink Converse next to me at this outdoor cafe just announced to her mom that she made a “Winnie The Pooh” in her pants.

Almost Tastes Like The Real Thing

I was waiting on this mother and daughter, they were Japanese, the Mom paid with crispy fifties I remember and barely spoke any English. So her daughter, about my age, ordered for them.

She said:

"I'll have a Diet Cock and she'll have a legular Cock."

About twenty minutes later the daughter waved me over and motioned towards her Mom and said:

"Could she have some more Cock please?"

I had to walk away.

Overheard At The Restaurant

"So you take a plastic flamingo, saw off its legs and fill it with beer."

I dropped off their drinks and kept moving. A few minutes later, still curious, I had to ask. What do you then do with this legless flamingo?

Well, the guy in the group explained, it's called a Flabongo, it's a beer bong made out of a plastic flamingo.

Fascinating.

Found this gem while I was home.

If you lean in and look very closely you can see my great-grandmother on that couch.