There are few things in life that tickle me more than the unintentional botching of the English language by someone who is not a native speaker. Take for instance, my dear friend Junko, who is from Japan. Though she is completely fluent in English and has lived here for ten years, she, too, sometimes has a tough time. The L's and the R's are, of course, a problem. We used to know a girl named Hillary that caused Junko all sorts of problems. Sometimes, just for fun, we make Junko say "Jerry's Famous Deli's Jelly Beans." She's a good sport about it.
One night, while working at the restaurant, Junko was waiting on an Italian man, his English much worse than hers. He sat down and ordered a "Chivas" (...Regal, the Scotch-Whiskey). Junko said ok, great, and went into the back to put in the order. Twenty-five minutes later a "seabass" arrived on the man's table.
